I'll Be Your Mother Lover

Dearest Lynda,
Your kind words and thoughtful card were the most beautiful gesture I have seen in my entire month & fourteen days I've been a flight attendant. On this cheerful Mother's Day I just wanted to

apologize for having ripped you forcefully out of your seat so that our non paying crew members could take your place.

Hope the nose heals,
                            Cameron
                                     P.S. The "H" in "howdy!" should be capitalized